Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

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The only guy?

May 7th, 2008 - Clarence

Date: Wed, May 7, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Subject: RE:RE: Shake it like a poroloid pictcha
To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

You think you can get away by hiding behind a pasted letter? You don’t just hit on people and then dump them off like their trash the next day. Not unless you want your ass beat.

You think your the only guy I met sunday night? You think your the biggest? How about we meet at [redacted] next sunday and see who comes out smiling. Bitch.

  1. What the hell is a “poroloid”?
  2. Is grammar even a concept on your planet?
  3. I am willing to bet he was the only guy you met; why else with the email business?
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