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No Personal Pronouns, No Love

May 7th, 2008 - Alabama

Date: Tues, May 6, 2008 at 5:47 AM
Subject: RE:RE: Would love to see you tonight
To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

Wanted to show you a trick I learned in art school. Involves my tongue doing things that you need agenetic enhancement for. Promise you’ve never known anything like it, and you never will.Chump.

Should we officially begin a “Mutant Bitches Scorned” section? Seriously, what kind of genetic enhancement is this chick talking about? The kind you get from standing in front of a microwave?

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One Response to “No Personal Pronouns, No Love”

Alanna Says:
July 31st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I wanna know what kind of art school it was???

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