Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

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SSIA

May 7th, 2008 - Alabama

Date: Wed, May 7, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Subject: RE:RE: I need that leash back

To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

Wow, that’s cold. Are you just dicking me around? I know where you work, you know. If you don’t reply to me seriously I am going to come in there and make a scene in front of everyone. Try me. 

I think this is a female, but then again, I can’t be sure. The body of the email isn’t anything special. No overt stupidity or rampant spelling and grammar errors, and the threat is commonplace to say the least. But I just had to offer this one up to the Coastertoast Gods because of that priceless subject line. I can just imagine the poor dog sitting cross legged in this person’s apartment because its owner got freaky with the leash and now can’t take it for a walk.

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Posted in Bitches Scorned | 1 Comment »

One Response to “SSIA”

  1. DJ Says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    hahahhaa! WOW to think people give this email to people that KNOW them.
    That is brave! LOL You might as well tell them to their face, as if they
    won’t see you the next day! LOL This is a funny one for sure.

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