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What did you do?

May 7th, 2008 - Clarence

Date: Wed, May 7, 2008 at 5:06 PM
Subject: RE:RE: What did we do?
To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

I just wanted to make sure wedidn;t do anything unsafe last night.

Just get with me as soon as you can, ok? I would really appreciate it. Liz says I got pretty wild.

There is a lesson in this, to be sure. Think very seriously, next time, before you type “wedidn;t”. You don’t want to look like an idiot when you’re writing a confessional about your promiscuity to a robot.

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