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Happy Mothers’ Day

May 8th, 2008 - Clarence

Date: Thurs, May 8, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Subject: RE:RE: Hard times for me

To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

my mother died. i am her only daughter. do you know what that does to somone? she died and thats why i was out drinking and thats why i talked to you. there is no way i wuld have talk to you oterwise. i was weak and you took advantage of my weakness. my mother can see you now and she kows what you did and that you did it to hurt me. ur a asshole.

May 11th is going to suck for you. Best of luck to Somone. Tell her, in your otter language, that we at Coastertoast are thinking of her and your mom and how she probably died at the frustration of trying to make you not write like a protohuman.

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One Response to “Happy Mothers’ Day”

  1. Rebekka Says:
    July 31st, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    OOOHHH! Burn!

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