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Multiple Choice Desperation

June 23rd, 2008 - Alabama

Date: Wed, June 20, 2008 at 4:39 PM
Subject: it was nice seeing oyu

To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

I saw your profile. You didn’t accept me as a friend… whatever. But you look unhappy as usual. You know we’ll run into one another. Isn’t there some rule about giving friends of friends fake numbers and email addresses? I guess you just think that a) you can avoid me forever or b) the awkwardness won’t even phase you. I’ll still submit friend requests to you, hopefully you’ll have me once the sadness sets in this winter. I know what it’s like to be lonely. 

Not the worst email we’ve received, but still… this one creeps like a vine.

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Posted in Bitches Scorned | 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “Multiple Choice Desperation”

  1. NettieCooper Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    great work,

  2. lydee Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    creepy, creepy, creepy.

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