Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!

Wicked Twist

July 29th, 2008 - Alabama

Date: Wed, July 16, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Subject: What happened to you?

To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

Not only did you ditch me at the movie after asking me to get YOU popcorn, but you gave me a fake? I know this isn’t going to get to you, but I think it might get put up on the site, so I am going to get mine any way I can. Anyone reading this, if you ever meet a redhead girl named Ashlee *******, don’t give her the time of day. She’s a grade A bitch.

I’m impressed! Good form, sir. You obviously checked out our illustrious website after being coastertoasted, and beyond understanding the concept, you correctly guessed that if you replied to us with some juicy details regarding your disaster encounter we would likely post your message. Furthermore, you calculated the risk of being revealed in your position of disgrace against the benefit of exposing the ditching party as the succubus she is. Only one item escaped you: we do enough damage in the world without divulging the names of our victims, and unfortunately for you, that rule extends also to the perpetrators of date-crimes. So sad. Better luck next time!

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