Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!
Know what? I wish your harness had given and you’d gone screaming off Top Thrill at two hundred miles an hour or whatever the fuck it was.
I’ve been on the roller coaster he’s talking about! For legal reasons, I won’t talk about it or name the park. But, fellow coastertoasters/coastertoastees, believe me when I tell you this: that is one hell of a wish. I know this guy means business, because that is a fate I would wish upon no one!
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We have a team of magical unicorn riding cybernetic soul crushers working 'round the clock for your sick little whims. This is what they do.
They do it for you.
They get the email and for whatever reason - maybe they're drunk, maybe they're damaged, maybe they're just good, old fashioned, corn pone country stupid - they keep responding.
Are you in here? I hope so.
January 8th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Lol Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. The Top Thrill is known as The Dragster.