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October 3rd, 2008 - Alabama

Date: Thurs, Sept 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM
Subject: coffee
To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com

This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen. In my whole life. I’ve lived fifty plus years, and this is the worst excuse for a whatever this is that I have ever known. So bad, and immature, and what alousy thing to spend your time on, I thought that you’d have more sense. Dumbest thing to ever be done in the whole of the human language. 

Hold on there, Grandpa, don’t have a seizure. You may have been around when wheels were square, dinosaurs were kept as pets, and the “human language” was originated. But, lest you break something in the process, don’t be so quick to judge. The way things are going in this world, you’re bound to see far lamer things in your remaining time than our fair site. 

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