Icky One Leggeds
Date: Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Subject: RE: Hello
To: youvebeenserved@coastertoast.com
Oh my gosh! That is so funny. Almost as funny as the fact that the guy had only one leg. ONE LEG! EWWWWW! The only reason I even asked for an email was so that he wouldn’t think that I was prejudice against icky one leggeds. Hey, I’m not complaining. I’m glad the disgust is mutual. Now I dont have to sit through his boring stories about his grandma and how sitting to pee, because he has only one leg, makes him feel like less of a man. Good one.
I’d like to leave it at that. Just leave it there. There’s funny in there, so it seems like something I could get away with posting straight up and go back to the nefarious soul crushing activities that usually surround my Saturday afternoons, often referred to as “Splatterday” by those who know me.
Even so, I just can’t get away from the keyboard without pointing out that the premise here, that this broad asked Mr. McMissingleg for his email address as some sort of altruistic act – a karmic savings deposit, if you will, is stunted immediately by the fact that she did indeed WRITE an email to him, and did indeed include her full and complete name in said email. Dashing.
I’d also like to point out that, if you’ve been keeping up with the ‘toasts, there seems to be a string of the disabled using our fair service to fleece otherwise potential associates. I’d like to toss all of you cripples a big up for passing your pain on to the unknowing masses. Distribution of wealth, you know?
Wealth of hate.
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