Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!

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January 6th, 2009 - Clarence

Well looky here. ‘Bama and I got the monkeys to add a “News” section. I guess that means we’ll have to be putting all types of updates and information in there for you primitive screw-heads to consume. Frankly, it seems a lot more like work to me than I am willing to accept, but ‘Bama says it is 1-2-3 in the place to be.

How about this for starters: Coastertoast, now getting a bit popular, is grabbing up totally legit sounding domain names to tie into our network of heart-crushery. Soon enough you will be able to use any number of domains to plug a poor guy/gal right in the soul for daring to think he/she could step to the likes of you.

And you know what else? Custom rejection emails per domain. Yep. I said it.

Really, I did.

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They do it for you.

The PWN3D

They get the email and for whatever reason - maybe they're drunk, maybe they're damaged, maybe they're just good, old fashioned, corn pone country stupid - they keep responding.

Are you in here? I hope so.

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