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A Funny Thing Happened…

January 8th, 2009 - Clarence

Date: Thu, Jan 8, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Subject: What Happened?
To: l0rdp0ng@coastertoast.com

Hey there LP, this is [redacted] from the forum. 
I just saw your post in the OT…what happened between when we last talked, and when you posted that thread?

It sounds like somebody said something that really upset you…. I can assure you that your posts are not irrelevant. 

If you can, I would like to know what caused you to make this decision, and I assure you that proper actions will be taken. 

Your decision to leave the forum is entirely up to you, and I can’t influence you to come back, but know that you are always welcome back, and if I can help make that happen, I will do everything in my power to do so.

And as for the password thing, if you choose to come back, I can make you a new password.

-[redacted]

This guy is that fat forum mod most people doesn’t know exists. He takes this Internet thing REALLY seriously. No joke. Some loser pitches a fit on his forum and he’s all over it. 

In real life I bet he has difficulty ordering fries. Then again, the forum in question is one of those “I really love my POS soon-to-be-inferior mobile phone” forums for douche bags who can’t afford a car to talk about in the “I really love my POS rice burner with the wing stapled to the back” forums, so maybe he just calls for fries.
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