Boo, Wahh, etc.
Date: Thu, Jan 8, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Subject: What!!
To: l0rdp0ng@coastertoast.com
What happened? I am sorry that you decided to leave the forum. Contrary to your belief, you made a difference in the boards. Yes, there are a lot of idiots usually male usually in the low teens. At 60, I have learned to tune them out and on occasion I have to clip their wings. They for the most part have a Dare as a result of over indulgent parents and are on the forum spouting off their lack of knowledge.
Please reconsider. Both [redacted] and I are shocked that you left. You are wanted and needed on the forum. We cannot surrender to the idiots.
[redacted]
Admin LG-Dare.com
This dude is 60 and he trolls a message board full of pre-teen boys with what is, from what I gather, an iPhone for total losers and he is begging another dude to come back. I am stunned. Really.
I love the line about how this geezer “clips” the “wings” of the younger forum members when they, presumably, get out of line. He talks about his phone like he owns launch codes to a goddamend Titan missile! It’s a phone.
I suspect by “clip” he means “sniff vigerously”, and by “wings” he means “asses”. I suspect this because he spends his time trolling a cell-phone forum filled with little kids.
I especially like the bit about not surrendering to the idiots. The’s like telling water not to get wet.
Big ups to the dude who hopped on to this forum-for-dummies, dropped a bunch of bombs and left them with a fake email address, though. There’s wit in there.
Clip my wings, bitch. Clip my wings.
Posted in Pick-Ups | 2 Comments »
January 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Hell hath no fury like that of a Geek Girl! Everyone was cool with me on that forum, until I was forced by some punk to admit my gender. PETA-approved-life-ending-method pigs!
January 10th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Right on, lady. My ‘Bama is quite the Geek Girl herself. Too many jock-bags were asking her for her contact info and Coastertoast was born (and a few bodies were buried- you didn’t hear that from me).
If we had some sort of award for “best toast”, well, you wouldn’t win it – but you’d come close.