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January 8th, 2009 - Clarence

Date: Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 6:43 PM

Subject: Hello sexy
To: coolbananas@coastertoast.com

I baked you cookies - they’re in my pants.

Maybe if you want to meet up anytime soon, we can have a tea party…
;)

I have no idea what the implication is here. Are the tea party and the cookies related? Is it that the tea party is going to take place in the pants in question? Did the cookies get baked while actually IN the pants? So many questions.

One thing’s for certain: This chick made cookies for someone she just met. I hope they didn’t go to waste. I fucking LOVE cookies.

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