You asked for it!
One of the most frequent requests we get here at the Coastertoast HQ is to post the initial emails sent to our service – the ones where you guys make yourselves look like total knee biters trying to pick up some goon that just gave you a fake email address.
We, until now, felt that the service was raw enough in it’s responsive state, posting only those emails from you bucketheads that whine about how hurt you are to a robot. This changes today, however.
The discussion went like this:
Clarence: Fuck ‘em. They keep sending goddamned test emails to the service. Some of them have phone numbers, addresses, blood types, you fucking name it!
Alabama: Listen, baby, you can’t do that. It’s just not right. You’re not being fair.
Clarence: What? It’s THOSE grab-ass pieces of donkey-doo that keep sending “test” and “asdf” to our service along with their ridiculously formatted business signatures! I think that the only…
Alabama: Clarence. Post them all. Just post everything we get.
Clarence: Anything you say, ‘Bama. You really do taste like a peach.
Alabama: You’re so cool.
So – there’s a new category over there to your right. It is called “Pick-Ups” and it will likely contain some shit that will make you laugh milk out of your nose. Even if you aren’t drinking milk.
Keep your eyes peeled like potatoes.
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