You People Weird Me Out
Ok. I am stunned right now. I’m over here going over our ridiculous site statistics, trying to figure out just what I’m supposed to do with all of this damned web traffic and you know what I notice?
Our top google search term: “Amputee Pussy”
Just what the hell are you people doing? I mean… Look, man. Amputee Pussy? Really?
I know why we come up in the search, sure, but…
You have stricken me speechless. I am dumbfounded. Someone gets up, sits at his computer and does a google search for Amputee Pussy? And isn’t immediately arrested?
I don’t have anything against amputees – I hang with stubbies. Some of my best friends are limbless hulks. But I don’t consider their nubs a fetishistic device.
Why can’t you people stick to something normal in their google searches, like “Orange Julius Porn“.
[If I say Amputee Pussy again, do you think our search ranking will get better?]
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January 24th, 2009 at 11:31 am
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