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January 21st, 2009 - Clarence

Looks like the word is getting out! Today’s most popular search term is coastertoast.com, which is really cool because it shows me that people are going to the googles with the right intention but perhaps a bit of the wrong direction. You know, because you can just type coastertoast.com into your address bar to get here.

Award yourself 10 points for name recognition, -466 for being a complete beanbag.

In other riviting statistical news, the sordid amputee pussy has been outranked by the decidedly less cringe inducing amputee. This is a bit of a shock, really, because if you actually search for amputee pussy, coastertoast.com is, like, seventh.

I suppose that makes sense. Or something. No – no it doesn’t.

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