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Cardigan Reversal

January 22nd, 2009 - Clarence

Date: Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Subject: No
To:  fredrogers@coastertoast.com

Yep, that’s it. This shit is like archaeology, though. Dig around in there with that free toothbrush you got the last time you went to the dentist. In the 80s. 

Personally, I think this is an amazing little email. It tells the story of crossed lines, social misadventure in the subtlest of ways. You see, “Fred Rogers” – not the dead neighborhood guy but the ass-handle who used his name to toast someone – gave this j-bag this ‘toast email address thinking he was being hit on or otherwise emotionally panhandled to but was thrown a reversal when the only thing sent to his fake-assed email address was a resounding negative.

You see it now, don’t you? Like Uroburos… like a dog swallogin it’s own stomach. This is social commentary at it’s most raw and hard hitting.

It’s also a slow news day. Die in the nearest fire.

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One Response to “Cardigan Reversal”

  1. Six Figure Income is so 90s Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 2:31 am

    [...] also, big ups to “Fred Rogers” from way back. Never give up your real name. It probably [...]

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