Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

January 22nd, 2009 - Clarence

Date: Mon, Nov 19, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Subject: (no subject)
To: removeme@coastertoast.com

cheers,
DSR, lost in webmail hell


Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
 

I am impressed. I envision a situation in which good old DSR spooged himself over some sorority zip-up, she gave him a taste of the old ‘toast and he was embarrassed to the point of requesting we remove him from the eternal list of shame he will interminably be a high-liner on.

No, DSR. We will not remove you. In fact, we can’t remove you. You see, this list you think you’re on… it’s god’s list of people who fill out the bell curve, if you know what I mean. You’ll have to take this one up with man-on-pike yourself.

Oh, one last small niggle: “Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur“, which you think means “Anything said in Latin sounds profound“, actually doesn’t.

It’s “Quidquid“, son. 

I will civilize this land.

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