Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!
Date: Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Subject: ash wednesday
To: eddie@coastertoast.com
Ash Wednesday is feb 25
Thanks, man. We’d forgotten. Well, that’s a lie – I never really knew that little piece of cultural flotsam.
It’s not cultural flotsam, you say? You should see yourself walking around with that shit on your face.
Flot-sam.
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They do it for you.
They get the email and for whatever reason - maybe they're drunk, maybe they're damaged, maybe they're just good, old fashioned, corn pone country stupid - they keep responding.
Are you in here? I hope so.