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Six Figure Income is so 90s

January 23rd, 2009 - Clarence

Date: Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Subject: Audio and information
To: fredrogers@coastertoast.com
From: John Paul Aguiar <
sixfiguresman@aol.com

fred,

You recently listened to an audio on my web site.  Thanks
for requesting the additional information.

fred, you’re in a good position if you are looking
for a way to generate real results for you and your family.

There really ARE people that use spare time and positive
energy to create personal freedom.

Full time or part time – This is simple and no selling
is involved.

I’ll attempt to reach you at the time you requested or you
can always call me at the number below.

I look forward to talking with you,

John Paul Aguiar
5089711157

I have crossed a line here. I posted not only an email address from a legit, non tester, source, but also a phone number. I do not do this lightly and command my army of interdweeb web denezins to rain hell on this scam artist.

He runs MyGoldenPlan.com, an “automated lead capture system” which trouts about the intertron sniffing out emails and spamming the living shit out of people, or selling email addresses to third parties who are far more efficient at spamming the living shit out of people.

This irks me, because we have been accused of being spammers ourselves. This is not the case. We provide a tool for responsible use, and don’t want to sell you anything at all. Our emails are for entertainment purposes (and sometimes to break the soul of that uni-brow who tried to grab your butt at the club last night) and solicit nothing but pain, anguish and occasional bouts of laughter.

So, Fuck You, Jean Paul, and your “six figure” pyramid scheme.

Oh, also, big ups to “Fred Rogers” from way back. Never give up your real name. It probably sucks.

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