The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled.
Date: Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Subject: hello
To: poof_gone@coastertoast.com
just checking to see how you doing? hit me up.
The ‘toast email address sells this. This dude was out like a shot. I don’t know what lead to this, but bro’ got out of that butt-quick and this poor divotchka was left with a sneeringly obvious Coastertoast email addy and maybe an exciting case of the panty crickets.
Mmmmh… panty crickets…
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