Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!

The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled.

January 23rd, 2009 - Clarence

Date: Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Subject: hello
To: poof_gone@coastertoast.com 

just checking to see how you doing? hit me up.

The ‘toast email address sells this. This dude was out like a shot. I don’t know what lead to this, but bro’ got out of that butt-quick and this poor divotchka was left with a sneeringly obvious Coastertoast email addy and maybe an exciting case of the panty crickets.

Mmmmh… panty crickets…

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