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Dude, Are You Kidding Me?

January 24th, 2009 - Clarence

This has GOT to be a joke.

If you’ve been keeping up with current Coastertoast.com events, it should be no suprise to you that I am over here at the Coastertoast HQ flipping my biscuits over a strange pheonomina wherein Coastertoast.com’s top ranked search term is “Amputee Pussy“.

I obsess over these things. Every time one of you fine people click a link I am on that shit like a hawk. Alabama says I should chill out and watch some Battlestar with her but I am more interested in who’s actually partaking in our unique purvaience than who’s actualy a goddamned Cylon.

So, imagine my suprise when the reign of the now infamous Amputee Pussy search prolification was broken in half by a new search term on the block. 

He’s rough, he’s tough, he makes search terms like “Email Rejection Service”, and “I am a Hateful Person” shake in their boots. Ladies and gentlemen I am proud to present to you our new top search term:

Amputee Pussy Clips

I give up.

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