Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don�t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!

Oh! That Explains Everything!

February 20th, 2009 - Alabama

Date: Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Subject: Hi
To: bubba@coastertoast.com

Just wanted to say hi and see what’s up.


The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps. You must step up the stairs.

The weak come-on must be followed by the coastertoast. It is not enough to turn the jerk down. You must break his heart into itty bitty pieces, and chew on them, but not swallow, then breath in through the mouth to fully appreciate the flavor of despair before spitting it out. 

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