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Give Yourself Over to the Crystalline Entity. Oops, I Mean: Grid.

February 23rd, 2009 - Alabama

[The following email has been truncated for the highest hilarity yield/line:]

Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2009 at 3:43 AM
Subject: Planetary Grid Transmissions ~ New Moon Wednesday
To: fred@coastertoast.com

This new moon, unite with us on the Crystalline Grid to empower your own focus of light during these times of accelerating evolutionary shift. The Crystalline Grid is the New Earth bridging structure and greatly supports, amplifies and transmits our pure heart intention across the pathways of light into all areas of the world. 

[Teams include:]

The New Earth in the Fifth Dimension

Star Nations ~ Starseed Group

 Light Body Activation Team

 The Laughing Rainbow Mystery School

 Devic Kingdom Crystal Workers United

During the lunar grid transmissions, pure human intentionality is combined with a highly advanced, crystalline energy system which surrounds the entire planet. Referred to as the Crystalline Grid, this new earth structure serves as the transitory bridge between consciousness paradigms. 

Nothing like a good cult to make you re-evaluate your own religious choices (or lack thereof), and then give yourself a hearty congratulatory pat on the back for not being as whacked out as these poor saps. This email was mind bogglingly new-agey, representing the crazies in the group when hippies officially splintered off. The email tries to generate a sliver of creditability through the use of capitalization in such phrases as “New Earth Energy” or “intentional Collective Consciousness Unified Field”. Are you kidding me?

Actually, I am glad that they specified exactly what kind of Collective Consciousness Unified Field in that last case, because one could easily mistake what they are referring to as the unintentional CCUF. Or the combustible CCUF. More than just a misunderstanding is at stake here… we’re talking about life or death.

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One Response to “Give Yourself Over to the Crystalline Entity. Oops, I Mean: Grid.”

  1. Cob Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 6:51 am

    You always pass failure on the way to success.

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