Howdy Five Thousand
Date: Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Subject: [no subject]
To: iheartjohnneydepp@coastertoast.com
Howdy again buddy,
How’s it going?
I heard you had fun last night on at the party.
Wanna catch up later?
`’~-_[name redacted]_-~’`
When the rain is falling near you face
and the whole world is on your case
I will offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love -Adele
Please consider the environment before printing this email.
If overpopulation is ever a true detriment to the progress of the planet, and the time comes to do away with the useless people, I will put forth the following recommendation to whatever high court of decimation there might be.
The person in question is possibly obsolete if the first of the following statements is true, and most certainly obsolete if both of the following statements are true:
1. He or she uses a Bob Dylan lyric as a signature.
2. He or she misquotes said lyric.
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