How Do I Coastertoast?
It’s as easy as slipping a sharpened knife into a supple circulatory organ!
Simply give the nearest drooling asshat any email address your cold and unfeeling mind can come up with, as long as it ends in “@coastertoast.com“.
A few healthy examples:
- nevergonnagetit@coastertoast.com
- keep.dreaming@coastertoast.com
- when_pigs_fly@coastertoast.com
- jessica@coastertoast.com
Any email sent to the given address will result in a humiliating response that says, more or less, that the mouth breather in question never had a chance.
You can read the current rejection email here!
Enjoy,
- Clarence & Alabama
(Your friendly neighborhood Coastertoasters)